Individuals often ask me personally
“Jesus Forbid, ” they state, “you’re quite the ladies guy. ”
” just what is your key? “
Well, you too may be swimmin’ in women
Afloat in seas of ovaries
But moreover
once you understand whether behind those pretty eyes
You’ve got a diamond when you look at the rough
Or colored contacts, and a rough *whistle* stripper called Diamond
Lets recreate the scene: make think you are at a dining table seat
Chatting playfully to your waitress at your regional location to consume
means under the apron, Maybelline
Smell of eggs and cheese, bacon oil
she actually is a babe: an eight at the least
you intend to push the bowl of quesadillas from the dining dining table
And distribute them angel’s wings
you can not state a thing?
They sell prescription drugs on television
May cause loss of appetite, malnutrition
Dizzy spells, and different bells will ring in
And that’s where I come in and give ’em a little extra help to get ’em if you don’t do well with women